I don’t like cutting and pasting panels, and I don’t much like comics that do; it strikes me as a cheap way to hit your deadline. This week I made an exception because it seemed appropriate for the Archie-Digest-Gag-Bag nature of this joke. What, you didn’t know that they talk about hentai in Archie comics now? It’s a new world over there.

Truth is, after a pretty busy week of moving and holiday stuff and Nicole moving back to Ontario, I wanted to get something online for you, dear reader, so I called down to the bullpen and woke up whatever hopeful young prospect I could find – and here we are. Back to our pre-holiday story, more or less, next week.